I love boxes (56k = the dead hooker in my trunk)

JJ Rodriguez · 01-14-2008, 05:26 PM

So much in fact I'm willing to drive in this shit:

Anyways, my nefarious plan was to escape the confines of this oppressive Canadian society and land myself in Thailand where people won't look down on me and my panty sniffing, brain eating and underage-girl-chasing ways. Here's the box I selected for my adventure.

I was a little upset about the damage to my box.

Anyways, the obligatory shot of my utensil of choice for opening this sexy box.

.... that's br00tal.

I get to work.

Now all that's left is to seal myself inside the box, and ship myself to Thailand.

I'll be sniffing those panties in no time!

I'll talk to you guys when I get there and let you know if I'm still alive.

ZeroSignal · 01-14-2008, 05:29 PM

Oh JJ... Never change!

Shikaru · 01-14-2008, 05:29 PM

Lucky Seven · 01-14-2008, 05:30 PM

JJ. ..... Win.

Scott · 01-14-2008, 05:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JJ Rodriguez

So much in fact I'm willing to drive in this shit:

Oh man, I miss the Maritimes

B Lopez · 01-14-2008, 05:32 PM

oh man

JJ Rodriguez · 01-14-2008, 05:33 PM

Oh, I forgot they stuck something in the box to help keep it's shape, I suppose I should post the pictures of that too.

TomAwesome · 01-14-2008, 05:34 PM

ZeroSignal · 01-14-2008, 05:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JJ Rodriguez

Oh, I forgot they stuck something in the box to help keep it's shape, I suppose I should post the pictures of that too.

No no. This is fine.

Randy · 01-14-2008, 05:35 PM

Pictures...?

JJ Rodriguez · 01-14-2008, 05:39 PM

Well anyways, after I opened the box, I saw this.

...., I don't know what they stuck in my box, I just wanted to go to Thailand and sniff underage panties damnit!

Holy .... I'm going to have a hell of a time getting all those peanuts back in so I don't bump my head too hard.

Anyways, I got that useless ....ing weight out of the way.

*grumble grumble* Might as well open it and see what this ....ing thing is.

Double you tee eff man?

OMG!

They threw in a Framus Dragon with my ....ing box! Best ....ing deal ever.

Oh man, I'm so excited, I don't think I can help myself.

So warm. I'm going to bed after splooging all over this amp, wore myself out a bit. I'll let you guys know how me and the Dragon (Whom I have dubbed "Norbert") Make out in the morning.

Thrashmanzac · 01-14-2008, 05:40 PM

send one of those under age girls back my way in that box when you get there

ZeroSignal · 01-14-2008, 05:41 PM

Huh... I thought this would be about boxes...

7 Dying Trees · 01-14-2008, 05:41 PM

I pronounce this thread to be made of pure win!

Thrashmanzac · 01-14-2008, 05:42 PM

ah ...., you bastard, i only just saw the part where you had a framus dragon in the box!
that will give you more pleasure than 6 under age girls!

arnoroth661 · 01-14-2008, 05:42 PM

poisonelvis · 01-14-2008, 05:43 PM

spank that amps ass,show her who's the man!!!nice,now you too can bork it up!!!

eleven59 · 01-14-2008, 05:46 PM

Norbert

I feel so nerdy for getting that

Best. Thread. Ever.

The conversation I just had:

My girlfriend: I hope he doesn't come to Canada
Me: He's from Canada
Her: I'm moving
Me: He's from New Brunswick
Her: I'm still moving
<we read second part of picstory>
Her: Yeah, I'm moving

JJ Rodriguez · 01-14-2008, 05:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by eleven59

Norbert

I feel so nerdy for getting that

Best. Thread. Ever.

The conversation I just had:

My girlfriend: I hope he doesn't come to Canada
Me: He's from Canada
Her: I'm moving
Me: He's from New Brunswick
Her: I'm still moving
<we read second part of picstory>
Her: Yeah, I'm moving

I have that effect on women

Bound · 01-14-2008, 05:48 PM

best thread evah!

congrats,man!

Stitch · 01-14-2008, 05:49 PM

This thread for the win.

I officially pronounce this the Most Epic Thread Of 2008.

Congratulations, JJ!

TomAwesome · 01-14-2008, 05:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by eleven59

My girlfriend: I hope he doesn't come to Canada
Me: He's from Canada
Her: I'm moving
Me: He's from New Brunswick
Her: I'm still moving
<we read second part of picstory>
Her: Yeah, I'm moving

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stitch

This thread for the win.

I officially pronounce this the Most Epic Thread Of 2008.

Congratulations, JJ!

But... you... but it's...

Codyyy · 01-14-2008, 05:53 PM

Rick · 01-14-2008, 06:04 PM

That ruled.

HighGain510 · 01-14-2008, 06:13 PM

Haha JJ you rock man!

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01-14-2008, 05:26 PM	#1
JJ Rodriguez Pantysniffing zombie Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Fredericton, New Brunswick, Canada Posts: 11,717 Thanked: 82 Feedback Score: 18 reviews	I love boxes (56k = the dead hooker in my trunk) So much in fact I'm willing to drive in this shit: Anyways, my nefarious plan was to escape the confines of this oppressive Canadian society and land myself in Thailand where people won't look down on me and my panty sniffing, brain eating and underage-girl-chasing ways. Here's the box I selected for my adventure. I was a little upset about the damage to my box. Anyways, the obligatory shot of my utensil of choice for opening this sexy box. .... that's br00tal. I get to work. Now all that's left is to seal myself inside the box, and ship myself to Thailand. I'll be sniffing those panties in no time! I'll talk to you guys when I get there and let you know if I'm still alive. CrushingAnvil likes this.

01-14-2008, 05:29 PM	#2
ZeroSignal Appreciates Kwolity Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Dublin, Ireland Posts: 7,108 Thanked: 71 Feedback Score: 4 reviews	Oh JJ... Never change! "I'm back, babeh!" ಠ_ಠ

01-14-2008, 05:29 PM	#3
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01-14-2008, 05:32 PM	#6
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01-14-2008, 05:30 PM	#4
Lucky Seven Lucky☆Seven Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: College Station, TX Posts: 2,234 Thanked: 62 Feedback Score: 1 reviews	JJ. ..... Win.

01-14-2008, 05:33 PM	#7
JJ Rodriguez Pantysniffing zombie Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Fredericton, New Brunswick, Canada Posts: 11,717 Thanked: 82 Feedback Score: 18 reviews	Oh, I forgot they stuck something in the box to help keep it's shape, I suppose I should post the pictures of that too.

01-14-2008, 05:34 PM	#8
TomAwesome I LIKE JUICE!!! Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Texas Posts: 8,295 Thanked: 43 Feedback Score: 5 reviews	"Tom, you're like 1 part a serious dork, and 2 parts the most awesome ....ing guy ever." -

01-14-2008, 05:35 PM	#10
Randy DAN OUDA DAN • Super Moderator • Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: The Electric City, NY Posts: 15,958 Thanked: 165 Feedback Score: 12 reviews	Pictures...? "Can we pull back the veil of static and reach in to the source of all being? Behind this curtain of patterns, this random pattern generator. So clever. Right here in every home, watching us from a one-sided mirror." Argbadh - RHLC©

01-14-2008, 05:39 PM	#11
JJ Rodriguez Pantysniffing zombie Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Fredericton, New Brunswick, Canada Posts: 11,717 Thanked: 82 Feedback Score: 18 reviews	Well anyways, after I opened the box, I saw this. ...., I don't know what they stuck in my box, I just wanted to go to Thailand and sniff underage panties damnit! Holy .... I'm going to have a hell of a time getting all those peanuts back in so I don't bump my head too hard. Anyways, I got that useless ....ing weight out of the way. grumble grumble Might as well open it and see what this ....ing thing is. Double you tee eff man? OMG! They threw in a Framus Dragon with my ....ing box! Best ....ing deal ever. Oh man, I'm so excited, I don't think I can help myself. So warm. I'm going to bed after splooging all over this amp, wore myself out a bit. I'll let you guys know how me and the Dragon (Whom I have dubbed "Norbert") Make out in the morning. Sang-Drax likes this.

01-14-2008, 05:40 PM	#12
Thrashmanzac plays in 69/42 Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Melbourne, VIC Posts: 3,770 Thanked: 53 Feedback Score: 0 reviews	send one of those under age girls back my way in that box when you get there

01-14-2008, 05:41 PM	#13
ZeroSignal Appreciates Kwolity Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Dublin, Ireland Posts: 7,108 Thanked: 71 Feedback Score: 4 reviews	Huh... I thought this would be about boxes... "I'm back, babeh!" ಠ_ಠ

01-14-2008, 05:41 PM	#14
7 Dying Trees Sarcy English Twat Join Date: May 2004 Location: 7th Ethereal Plane of interstellar hell, Innit Bruv, Safe, London, UK Posts: 8,869 Thanked: 139 Feedback Score: 41 reviews	I pronounce this thread to be made of pure win! The Chaos has come: www.chaosanct.com

01-14-2008, 05:42 PM	#15
Thrashmanzac plays in 69/42 Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Melbourne, VIC Posts: 3,770 Thanked: 53 Feedback Score: 0 reviews	ah ...., you bastard, i only just saw the part where you had a framus dragon in the box! that will give you more pleasure than 6 under age girls!

01-14-2008, 05:43 PM	#17
poisonelvis windowlicker Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: bumblefuck,ca. Posts: 747 Thanked: 7 $poisonelvis is rather kvlt and tr00. \m/$ $poisonelvis is rather kvlt and tr00. \m/$ $poisonelvis is rather kvlt and tr00. \m/$ $poisonelvis is rather kvlt and tr00. \m/$ $poisonelvis is rather kvlt and tr00. \m/$ $poisonelvis is rather kvlt and tr00. \m/$ $poisonelvis is rather kvlt and tr00. \m/$ Feedback Score: 0 reviews	spank that amps ass,show her who's the man!!!nice,now you too can bork it up!!! I always wear a helmet,it protects my hair.

01-14-2008, 05:48 PM	#20
Bound SIC SEMPER TYRANNIS Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Woostah Mass! Posts: 917 Thanked: 14 Feedback Score: 0 reviews	best thread evah! congrats,man! my mother.... she never loved me. She always says she wishes shes was a raped by someone else ~Borat

01-14-2008, 05:42 PM	#16
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01-14-2008, 05:46 PM	#18
eleven59 None shall pass. Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: London, Ontario, Canada Posts: 8,039 Thanked: 164 Feedback Score: 5 reviews	Norbert I feel so nerdy for getting that Best. Thread. Ever. The conversation I just had: My girlfriend: I hope he doesn't come to Canada Me: He's from Canada Her: I'm moving Me: He's from New Brunswick Her: I'm still moving <we read second part of picstory> Her: Yeah, I'm moving The Offensive Senses Twitter Facebook

01-14-2008, 05:49 PM	#21
Stitch Banned Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Edinburgh, Scotland Posts: 7,889 Thanked: 126 Feedback Score: 10 reviews	This thread for the win. I officially pronounce this the Most Epic Thread Of 2008. Congratulations, JJ!

01-14-2008, 05:53 PM	#23
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