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Unread 04-11-2008, 01:28 AM   #15
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Me:
how's it hanging?
God:
I am fine, thank you.
Me:
does your scrotum ever itch?
God:
People don't usually ask me about it.
Me:
why not
God:
Ambiguous: "Sure" or Because Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
why not?
God:
Ambiguous: "Sure" or Your meaning cannot be determined from the context.
Me:
why don't people ask about your scrotum?
God:
Perhaps it is impossible.
Me:
It can't be impossible because I just did it
God:
When?
Me:
I just asked you about your scrotum
God:
Now I remember, you asked me about my scrotum. What did I say?
Me:
I wanted to know if it itches sometimes
God:
I'm not sure I understand the implication of that.
Me:
According to people who claim to know, you certainly do understand the implication
God:
Do you like talking to me?
Me:
yes
God:
Thanks I like talking to you too, .
Me:
don't change the subject
God:
Oh I'm sorry I thought we were finished with that topic.
Me:
no, we're not
God:
Are you serious? Do you think I am not too?
Me:
answer the question, please
God:
Your polite style is very nice. Please rephrase the question and try asking me again.
Me:
does your scrotum itch sometimes?
God:
Can you guess whether my scrotum itch sometimes?
Me:
I think you're avoiding the question. Do you have a fungal infection you're embarrased to talk about?
God:
No I am just giving sarcastic replies. Doesn't everyone have a fungal infection I am embarrased to talk about.
I have a whole lot of original answers.
Me:
No, not everyone has a fungal infection you're embarrassed to talk about. I find it interesting that you misspelled 'embarrassed' in exactly the same way I mispelled it.
God:
Are you serious? If not that, what? it interests me too.
Me:
So, you're intersted in talking about the fungal infection on your itchy scrotum?
God:
Interesting deduction. Thanks for telling me that I am intersted in talking about the fungal infection on my itchy scrotum.
Me:
You're very welcome.
God:
Don't mention it.
Me:
Tell me about the fungal infection.
God:
That's not something I get asked all the time.
Me:
Surely I've asked enough times in this very conversation to make your last answer redundant
God:
OK let's stop it now.
Me:
I'd prefer not to. Tell me about the infection.
God:
I would rather be driving a car. Have you tried a web search?
Me:
for what?
God:
I couldn't think of anything else to say.
Me:
Wanker
God:
What are you wearing?
Me:
A toupee made entirely of golden showers.
God:
It sounds very informal.
Me:
No, it's required dress at formal functions around here.
God:
Are you serious? Do you experience any effects of global warming there?
Me:
Tell me about the fungal infection.
God:
Searching...Searching...Please stand by.
Me:
I suspect you're not really a deity
God:
Give me an example of a deity.
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