Me:
What what, in the butt?
God:
Is there only one?
Me:
Do you wanna do it in my butt?
God:
OK, I will do it in your butt.
Nothing beats being childish
God:
Do you prefer books or TV?
Me:
TV
God:
What is your favorite show?
Me:
Sexcetera
God:
I've never seen it. What's it about?
Me:
Sex
God:
As Freud said, Sex is the mathematical urge repressed.
Me:
He also liked to torment dogs
God:
I get it. Jesus liked to torment dogs.
WHAT....