| Three agents, one each from the CIA, the KGB, and the Yamam, are arguing over who is the best spy. They agree that a good way to find out would be to release a rabbit into the wild and see who catches it first, with an impartial observer to make sure the rabbits released were the ones that were brought back.
The KGB agent catches the rabbit in two weeks. The CIA agent takes only one week. The Yamam operative, however, took only twenty minutes. While the two other agents were asking how only twenty minutes were needed, the judge comes into the room.
"I'm sorry, agent Portnoy, but we can't declare you the winner," the judge says. "It appears that the animal you caught was not, in fact, the rabbit you were assigned to track, but instead a tortoise."
"You must be mistaken, my good man - I have a written confession right here!"
Jeff |