[MF_Kitten]

i know what concubine is, what i don´t get is how you want me to ship my cousin...

and shame on you for being stereotypical about norwegians, we don´t eat a bunch of dried salted fish! :P

we eat mcdonald´s and drink coke, we have 7-11´s... we live in ordinary houses! :P

and i know you all know that, but there are people i know about who´ve been in america, and met people who believed that Denmark was the capitol of Norway... (that was back in the 17-1800´s!), and my girlfriend´s teacher was in america, and some guy heard she was from norway, and went all "oooh, you savage viking people!", flaunting his "highly technological" cell phone in her face, going "i bet you haven´t seen one of these before!", before being pwned flat when she pulls out her cell phone, which is like 3 models above his...

so yeah, purchasing of bubble wrap will commense soon!