So I've been recording for a while now, have a lot of tunes recorded, but I've never owned a bass. I've always wanted one, but I would usually wind up selling a guitar to fund another guitar. This time, I sold a guitar to fund a bass.
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Recorded through my POD XT Live with the Thrash setting I use for guitar. It sounds SO fucking brutal.

"You spent your money on another instrument?!"

"Fuck you, bitch, music is my life. Gimmie some keys."

"Hm... what do we have here?"

"Ibanez... could this be a hint?"

"Holy shit, I want that green one."

"Emerge from your shell..."

"Getting closer... "

"Black?

"

"HOLY SHIT the fretboard is pure filth incarnate (large picture must be seen to get the entire effect)"

"My first bass! .... holy shit it looks like it's been collecting dust for thirty years."

"DIE ASSHOLES"

"Nestled warmly with the new family... "

"... but black?

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