[noodles]

Allah does not exist. Muhammed was a lunatic. Ham tastes great, Muslims are totally missing out. I'm going to piss on a stack of their silly little book tonight.

See? I don't care who I offend. People worry about stupid shit too much. If I lived in the middle east, I'd be more worried about why women are treated like property, why some asshole who calls himself religious gets to dictate what I do/say/think, and why I'm living in poverty while the leaders of my country get rich off of oil profits. I certainly wouldn't be looking to go all jihad on Mother Goose.