As a twin to the gear and equipment thread, given if you could blackmail the obviously real santa into giving one guitar, then what would it be? If you name more than one guitar, you are cheating, and just like with the you will both have to carry out your threat of shooting the puppy, and get nothing, oh, and your house gets raided and you die in a hail of elf fired bullets as you clutch the dead corpse of man's best friend whilst crying uncontrollably (except this time you'll have the indignity of also doing a number two
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