I had a dream with santa last night
motherfucker left me a thing, here I'll explain it.
Ok, so it's a folded piece of thick paper (you know the glossy/hard kind like posterboard) and it talks about this girl and her family and how sad she is or something and it has a note I'm supposed to tell to this guy when I meet up with them, it says I get $12 for doing it (wtf, lol). My feeling was it is some kind of scam based on the fact I was at the north pole a little while earlier chilling with some polar bears and met up at santa's place and heard him devising this plan.
So anyway after that I meet up with some dude who kinda reminds me of batman (oh yeah, batman motherfucker) but he isn't as kickass as I am, there's this other dude with us and we're flying through this like futuristic techno-city where this crazy nutso Japanese dude is the ruler and he does daily "brain scans" and we block it out of our "flight vehicle" and so he sends some minions after us. We leave the city and are on the outskirts (which is like this wasteland, there isn't jacks shit out here) and batman-dude and the other guy fly off and I stay behind to kick the shit out of the minions.
Anyway that was my amazing dream I had today, there was some stuff before all of that happened but I don't feel like telling you guys