About 3 ½ months ago I ordered the guitar at Samash.
Astronomers had reported a very rare configuration of the stars a few days after.
A few weeks later I was struck with strange dreams.
Cities made of strange green stone dripping ooze, Places of spherical geometry and non-Euclidian madness, Strange hieroglyphics like none ever seen on earth, and a “voice” not a voice in the usual sense but a strange sound/sensation that only a fancy could translate into sound. These sounds can only be approximated by the nearly unpronounceable jumble of letters, “Hello Kitty fhtagn” and “Ph’nglui mglw’nafh Hello Kitty R’lyeh wgah fhtagn.”
These dreams continued as I awaited my instrument. And I kept “hearing” the “sounds.” But they started to resonate within me in a way I can not describe, it’s as if I began to understand them on some barley conscious, almost instinctive, level.
I found that “Ph’nglui mglw’nafh Hello Kitty R’lyeh wgah fhtagn.” Had a meaning,
The best I can do in english is “In her house at Fender dead Hello Kitty waits dreaming.”
Eventually, the guitar arrived.
Upon closer inspection I noticed that the hieroglyphics I saw in my dream were drawn upon the box.
I went to open the box
And stared “hearing” strange noises again. Coming from the box. “H’wog t’thush’jk’lorg.” meaning something like “Open the box.”
ALL SHALL BOW BEFORE THE GREAT KITTY!!
(More will come later, it's getting late and I need some sleep)