Chris will probably be proposing within the week.
Yeah, golf is a terrifically fun game. I haven't played in years. I can drive the shit out of that little fucking ball, though. Or at least I used to.
I can remember some years ago, my buddy and I went golfing, he talked alot of shit, and when we just started, we were right behind a big group with some cute chicks. They let us go before them, and he says, "Go first." Hoping I'd embarrass myself with some ridiculous slice or sumshit.
Man, I hit that fucker about right down the fairway on a nice little par 4. Nice high loft, probably 250, 260 yards cold. The chicks go "Oooh.
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He glared at me, got up, and whack! Slice into the pond.
Gotta love a sport like that.