If anyone ever needs a comically oversized bottle of beer opened, that'd be the guitar to have lying around.
"We must not indulge in unfavorable views of mankind, since by doing it we make bad men believe they are no worse than others, and we teach the good that they are good in vain." - Walter Winchell
"There is no hole in your life small enough to be filled in by Youtube praise." - Chris Bucholz
"It is important to be a Jedi." - Mika