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Old 04-16-2012, 05:22 PM   #260
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Someone negged me for the Bartender joke


What's the difference between a jew and a canoe?
Canoes tip every now and then.

Ever hear about that new jewish car?
Can hit 60 in less than 4 seconds, stops on a dime, AND picks it up for you.

How did copper wiring come into existance?
Two jews fighting over a penny.

What happens when a jew with a boner runs into a brick wall?
Breaks his nose.

Come to think of it, why DO jews have big noses?
Air is free.

I'm biracial, if I have to make some black/white jokes to make these ok, so be it haha.

"I think he actually means beach wood. As in driftwood. For a sound as huge as the ocean." - TomAwesome

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