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glassmoon0fo · 04-16-2012, 04:22 PM

Someone negged me for the Bartender joke

RACIST JOKES WARNING:

What's the difference between a jew and a canoe?
Canoes tip every now and then.

Ever hear about that new jewish car?
Can hit 60 in less than 4 seconds, stops on a dime, AND picks it up for you.

How did copper wiring come into existance?
Two jews fighting over a penny.

What happens when a jew with a boner runs into a brick wall?
Breaks his nose.

Come to think of it, why DO jews have big noses?
Air is free.

I'm biracial, if I have to make some black/white jokes to make these ok, so be it haha.

04-16-2012, 04:22 PM	#260
glassmoon0fo Boats 'n Hoes Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: bossier city, la Posts: 1,754 Thanked: 27	Someone negged me for the Bartender joke RACIST JOKES WARNING: What's the difference between a jew and a canoe? Canoes tip every now and then. Ever hear about that new jewish car? Can hit 60 in less than 4 seconds, stops on a dime, AND picks it up for you. How did copper wiring come into existance? Two jews fighting over a penny. What happens when a jew with a boner runs into a brick wall? Breaks his nose. Come to think of it, why DO jews have big noses? Air is free. I'm biracial, if I have to make some black/white jokes to make these ok, so be it haha. "I think he actually means beach wood. As in driftwood. For a sound as huge as the ocean." - TomAwesome Most women just pretend that Men are the crazy ones. trust me. But when the new Dark Age arrives and they need food and shelter they will be lining up to lay down and please for a handful of blackberries and a deer skin hat. Good luck with you both and remember "it's 187 on an undercover cop" - Some Guy on Facebook