God I dislike Dave. Not sure if I dislike him as much as Axl Rose but it's a close race between the two.
Both of them need to shut the hell up though, imo.
"He doesn't even like Metallica, that's how metal he is." - My friend describing my musical tastes to her friends.
"Aw man you got toilet water on your dick? I'm mad for you." - axxessdenied
"Never done weed, but I've been to a Mastodon concert" - Don Vito