"Bitch, get the .... off of my car. *Pulls over and leaves her out on the road*" <---- That would've been me.
I've had to deal with situations like these, in which I have to explain the most simple concepts to the most stubborn and thick person. It honestly drives me ....ing nuts. It's frustrating as hell. Props to that guy for being able to keep it cool. I would have stabbed her in the eye.
Sum, ergo cogito; cogito, ergo dubito; dubito, ergo cogito; cogito, ergo sum.