Drew, you are from an alternate universe or something. All that phraseology just blurred into some incomprehensible gobbledy-gook!
WTF, dude!

You need to kick it with me ghetto-style for awhile, rid your cranial partitions of that high-falootin' nonsense. We'll go drink some 40's and sit on the curb together, hollerin' at some hoochies.
I deem this a plan.
(Glad to see you're enjoying Martin, though.

Lamentably, Infinite Joke sits unread, un-loved by yours truly. My alternate universe theory was actually developed while attempting to muddle through said tome.)