Originally Posted by SargeantVomit
Get a new uncut pickguard, route it for a big bucker in the bridge, wire it straight to the jack and scallop the frets! Free guitars are sweet for experiments and learning how to tinker.
GET OUT OF MY HEAD!!
Its an excellent suggestion in all honesty - free guitar = lets see exactly what happens IF
While raping a bear in Yellowstone and snorting coke out of a freshly-dead baby's skull, I finally felt that I had found my calling and built a time machine out of Iraqi WMDs and LOTS OF HEMP WHOA. Using this time machine I went back in time and shot JFK from outer ....ing space. I am now your god - Jeff
.....and then all of a sudden he drops the musical equivilant of a steaming turd right in our laps - ESP Griffyn