Pet dogs kill more people every year than mountain lions have in the whole history of the United States, which means they both suck at their jobs.
"Dahling, you are made of Win!"-ZeroSignal
"Wonderfull, I just misspelled 2 different languages in the same sentnce, that has to be a record."-Desecrated
"...then a giraffe hid behind the cabbage and the car fermented itself into a polar bear and now I don't know where my keys are."-Desecrated
"True my son, follow the teachings of the white goat and the holy land will come to you."-Desecrated